five seconds of squirt

Why is it that everything a man does revolves around "five seconds of
squirt" ? Why is it that men go to such extremes for it ? We spend all of
our money, get into fights, sacrafice our families, and even get into
fucking wars over it ? I've pondered this question, and while I might not
know the answer, I sure as shit got an opinion about it.
You may ask yourself, "why the fuck is this idiot writing his first piece
about five seconds of squirt" , and what the fuck is he talking about ? The
answer my friend(s), is because men do some fucked up shit to achieve that
five seconds of extasy, when we bust a nut. In this world, we must decide
what is a priority, and what is just something that would be cool to do,
like fuck some hot, slutty chick.
Let me tell you a story. Think of all of the qualities you would want in a
woman, and mulitple them times a thousand. This was the only way to describe
this girl. She was totally hot, with long brown hair, steel gray eyes, a
beautiful smile, and a body to die for. And smart, man was this chick smart.
At the time, she was going to college, and gettiing great grades.
Her personality could light up the darkest night. She had a way about her,
and people were drawn to her by the droves. Men and women alike could not
help but like her. All of this, and not only was she not a slut, but about
one step away from saint hood ! The most important quality she had, however,
was she as was a loyal and devoted as she was beautiful.
So what happened you may ask ? Would anyone in there right mind loose this
woman, if this same woman loved them with all of her heart ? Only a man
would, a man looking for the Ole' dreaded "five seconds of squirt". And
only a man did.
Just like every other man, you see, this girl was great, but the "ass is
always greener" in the bedroom down the street, right ? Well, along comes
"bitcho the slut". Man was she hot, hot and slutty. Not nearly as hot as the
above described dream girl, but hot none the less. And lets be honest,
theres something really sexy about slutty girls.
Well "Bitcho" turns out to be a pretty good piece of ass, and boy is she a
"naughty little girl". Needless to say, that ass got tapped more times then
a keg at a frat party. The problem with all of that ass tappin', is that
women know when your spending you "five seconds" with someone else. "Dream
girl" knew too.
It took awhile, but she knew. So what do you think she did ? Did she say
"fuck off", "die", or just fucking leave your stupid sorry ass? Nope, not
even close. She begged like a child, for things to be OK. On fucking hands
and knees. Tear drops running down her precious face.
So heres the big moment, your in total control, your fucking this two bit
whoe, AND you got the girl of every mans dreams sobbing at the soles of your
dirty fucking feet. Ah, the control, the power, you are god right now, and
you like the feeling don't you ? You are king of the god damn world, you are
pumped ! Just llike the "five second squirt", this feeling won't last for
long neither, and boy you fucking know it.
Any rational man, with an ounce of a fucking brain, would have relized
that this is one of those "life moments". A fork in the road. Take the wrong
road, and it could affect your life FOREVER. So many thoughts are running
through your mind. Hmmm, that "five seconds of squirt", man it feels so good
with "Bitcho", and she does let me fuck her in the ass, but "Dream girl",
well she everything any man could want.
What happened you may ask, drum roll please asshole !! "Bitcho" the slut
won by a landslide !!! "Dreamgirl" went sobbing off into the darkness, only
to eventually make some lucky bastard, the happiest guy on the planet. And
what became of "Bitcho" ? Well, being the total fucking slut that she was,
she ran off and fucked half of the frat guys at her college, leaving you
like a chump. She went on to become what I like to refer to as a slutty
female Ceasar, getting stabbed over and over by the "frat boys" senate,
with their shrimpy meat daggers.
Gone was "Dream girl" forever, all for "five seconds of squirt". So whats
the moral of the story ? If you have something great in your life, hold it,
adore it, whorship it, and love it forvever. Don't let it go until time
takes it away, not your dick. Men, the reality of the deal is when we cum,
it lasts at most, five seconds. Don't let a life time with "Dream girl" slip
away for "five" seconds.

Be safe,
Ferg