How many people can I piss off ???

  Hello my friends. I'am sooo sorry I have been gone for so long, but like a good case of genital herpes, I'am back. As you all know, I have kinda drifted off of the face of the earth. Even a super hero like me has his limits, and I have reached mine. While my mind has gone from normal, and into the twilight zone of insanity, I would like to apologize to all of the people I have pissed off and hurt along the way.

 

  To give you all the update, since my wife left me, I got really hurt at work, and now I walk around like a fucking 90 year old with a broken hip. It won't be forever thank god, but let me tell ya, when it rains, it fucking comes down in buckets. It wouldn't be so bad, except it's actually the  buckets that are hitting me, not the fucking water.

 

  Ok, now lets start with my apology list shall we ? To my wife. I'am very sorry all of this shit happened. As you have already figured out, all of this shit was over nothing. I'am sorry you didn't believe me when I told you at the beginning of all of our problems.

 

  To my sisters. I'am sorry I have been so distant, but we all must follow our own path when it comes to dealing with our problems. Some people, like to surround themselves with tons of people, in order to drown out their pain. Well, like one of my other pieces stated, I like my pain. I needed to hurt as much as could, because once you hit rock bottom, the only place to go is up.

 

  To Frankie and Kev. Man, you two guys have been my life line for real. You two are the best friends anyone can ask for. Nuff said.

 

  To Beth. I'am sorry things didn't work out. You are a sweet heart for real. Be advised, I NEVER SAID ANY OF THE SHIT that you were told I said. I know you probably hate me cause of all of the shit talking, but believe me, I never said any of that retarded stuff. If anything, all of the stuff I said about you was nice.

 

  While there were probably many other people I pissed off, I will address them some other time. I gotta start another piece about how great all of the pain medicine that the doctors gave me was.

 

  Be safe,

  Ferg