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Hello my friends. I'm gonna touch on a subject today, that really pisses me off. While I know we have covered a lot of crap on this site, here's something we have not. Ya see, my good buddy Kevin's web sights got hacked into, and all of the hard work he has put into his assorted web sites was deleted. That's right kids, deleted. Some really bored mother fucker, with nothing better to do with his or her time, went into his web servers computer, and knocked the shit out of everything he had. Before I really go off on these ass fuckers, lets back up the truck a pinch.

When PC's first came out, they kinda sucked. Actually, they really sucked big time. My dad had one of the first Apple's that came out, and even as a kid I was like "this shit really sucks". My dad, being the man that he was, hated that Apple worse than I did, but his buddy had a hard on for it like Johnny fucking Holmes. He would sit in front of that piece of shit for HOURS. To this day, I still have no idea what he was doing, but anyway. So my dad gave him the computer. Until the day my pop passed on, he never touched another PC again. I guess that fucking Apple was like the "hot stove" of the computer world for my dad.

So back to the story. The point I'm getting at here is this. Computers were simple. You could play pong, do some nifty little shit to impress your friends, like make a dancing stick figure, and shit like that. But, they were simple. As computers got more advanced, a weird thing happened. The term computer "virus" came into being. When I first heard the term, I was fucking amazed. Wow, computers can get viruses like people. That's some crazy shit. I didn't know for a good couple of years, these viruses were MAN MADE. And that is no lie. Me, in my simple little, Atari 2600 playing world, really thought these "viruses" were made by some other magical and mysterious means. Hey, I never said I was fucking smart, and I know about half of my readers are thinking "that dude is a dumb fuck".

So, I thought to myself, there are really people that "make" these viruses? Hmmmm, that's really weird. Why would someone do that ? Well, lets see. There are a LOT of people making money off of ANTI-VIRUS programs for computers, could it be a big corporate scam ? Well DUH, of course the first computers viruses were, and if anyone tells ya different, tell him that you also believe the fucking moon is made of Swiss cheese. The problem with the advent of the "virus", was it set off a god damn ticking time bomb in some fucking nerd's head !!!!!

Somewhere out there, some fucking nerd was sitting on his fucking lonely bed, in his lonely house, in his fucking dork ass lonely world, and thought, "hmmmm, that's pretty cool, but watch this shit world". So fucking Nerd man, lord of the one man circle jerk, figures he's gonna make the world pay, like a non funny Dr. Evil. "Bridgett said she would rather take her retarded brother Phil to the prom then me" , "That hooker said she wouldn't fuck me, even though I offered her two thousand dollars, cause she said my ball's smelled like her dad's ass", "Revenge of the nerds was obviously a fantasy movie, cause those nerds got laid". Yup, this fucker was BITTER.

He may not have gotten attention before, but now, in a passive agresive way, the world was gonna pay, one way or the other. So Nerd man makes a computer virus, FOR FREE, FOR FUN!! And just like a real virus, the concept of hacking into computers and viruses spread, from one nerd, to another nerd, to another nerd. Which brings us to the here and now.

Poor Kev's shit got hacked, virused, and deleted. Why may you ask, would someone do this ? Why would someone spend countless hours, creating things, and doing things to fuck other people's shit up ? To tell you the truth, I have no fucking idea. What I can tell you is this. These people must be some BORED mother fuckers. Granted, they are obviously smart mother fuckers, cause it takes a lot of talent, and brains to do shit like that, but....To any computer people that get off on doing shit like this, I want you to know, your all fucking ignorant. Take a deep breath, and step away from the computer. Go outside and play catch with your dog. Watch a movie....in a theater, not off of your PC. Go buy a porno DVD, and jerk off. I do that one all the time and it's fun :)

While you make think that your really smart and cool, all your really doing is showing the rest of the world that you are lonely, and have low self esteem. You obviously feel insignificant, and the only time you feel like you are in control of ANYTHING, is when your fucking up other people's shit. Unlike real vandals, who do their shit up close and personal, you hide behind your computer monitor, inflicting damage usually, from thousands of miles away. What kind of pussy ass shit is that ? You fucking cowards. If you wanna break someone's shit, at least have the balls to do it with your own two hands. Not with your carpel tunnel filled fingers. If any of you need someone to talk to, write to me. I will gladly be your pen pal, and try to develope your social skills. Volunteer your time, to using your skills to do some good !! Go set up computer programs at nursing homes for the residents, so maybe someone's grandma can e-mail her fucking grand kids, which might just make her whole fucking month, never mind her day !!

To all of you computer nerds who do evil things with your skills, the moral of the story is this. You have a great talent, that can do a lot of good for lots of people. Use your talents for good things, not bad ones. Most computer owners are just like you, working hard to make ends meet, and when you fuck up our computers, you cost us regular dumb folks A LOT of money to fix our shit. Look at fucking Bill Gates. He was one of you, a computer nerd that is. He used his powers for good, and look at that RICH fuck. I envy all of you nerdy computer bastards, cause I wish I had the smarts ya'll have, and that's no frigging joke. Now stop being a bunch of assholes, and go do something good. And by all means, get out a little, life is passing you by. Go intermingle with people. Get away from the computer. You might have a whole new out look on things.

Be safe,

Ferg

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