When to say enough

  Hello my friends, how are we today ? I noticed a few typos in my "space sex" piece, and I will fix 'em, I promise. Now that I got the ole' apology out of the way. Let's get to todays lesson shall we ?

 

  While writing back and forth with a friend of mine from Deleware, it came up in the course of the typed conversation, about knowing when to say "enough". There are many circumstances when the word "enough" should be used, and we will try to cover some of them right now:)

 

  The most obvious time of course, is when we are DRINKING. For some unknown reason, many of us just don' t know when to use the words, "enough", "no more", "I'm done". Instead the only time we stop are when these words come up, "I'm gonna throw up", "please make the room stop spinning", "where am I", and "of course I would love to fuck you, whats your name again"?

 

  I think a big problem with drinking, is that it's a social event. We meet up with our frineds, and we all go out to have a good time. So now everyone's at the bar, throwing a few back, and then a few more. Now everyone's pretty toasted, and feeling good, and this is where it should stop....but nooooooooo. What happens next you ask ? Ya'll know the answer, your just not thinking hard enough.

 

  Some asshole in the group say's "another round for everyone"! The one brave soul in the group say's "no, I'm good". I don't know why this happens, but saying anything close to these words is like shitting in the bowl of holly water at church. All of the other people in the group look at this person like they said "I just fucked your mom, and I have full blown Herpes AND aids".

 

  I don't know at what point in time, it became so uncool to STOP drinking at a ceratin point. It's not a fucking competion. There is NOTHING cool about throwing your fucking gut's up, and being hung over for the next two day's. If you feel like you have hit your drinking limit, say the magic word "enough". Be a mold breaker, and just say it. Fuck anyone that tells you different. Remind the asshole that call's you a "wussy" , we are NOT in high school anymore, and that if you do throw up, your gonna make sure it's right in their fucking stupid face:)

 

  Another circumstance when we should use the word "enough", is when we are eating. Why is it so hard to say "enough" when it comes to eating? Is it lack of sex? Are we trying to make up for something missing in our lives with food? As far as lack of sex goes, it's kinda a vicious cycle. The less sex we get, the more we eat, and the more we eat, the less sex we get. This is because we keep getting fatter and fatter. The fatter we get, the less appealing we are to the opposite sex, and the next thing you know, your jerking off with your right hand, while holding a twinkie in your left.

 

  This could really be a dangerous situation too, because lord know's no one wants to eat their own "creamy filling". "Hmmmm, this creamy filling is kinda tart today, and a little salty too". The next thing you know, your firing off a letter to the folks at Hostess cakes, bitching about the salty cream filling. Obviously, the guy that wrote you the response letter is a tubby fuck too, because HE KNOWS what happened: Dear sir, it is highly recommended that you do not masterbate your penis, while eating a twinkie...your's truly, Hostess cakes. Holly shit, how did that fucking guy know ?

 

  The biggest situation, in which we need to say "enough", is in the relationship department. At what point in a relationship do we need to say enough ?  When there is more pain in the relationship then pleasure. When you spend more time apart from each other fighting, then you do together having fun. When you know in your heart your mate is out meeting new people, and just keeping you around as a saftey net.

 

  Why is it soooo hard to bail out of a failing relationship ? The answer is simple. No one likes to get rejected by someone they love. For some reason, it's human nature to believe that if we give up, that is when the other person will cave in, and hook up with someone else. When in reality, they have been getting busier then a horney beaver for months. While deep down inside we know this, we pretend that we don't. We make believe that if we stick it out just a bit longer, maybe the other person will see the light, and relize you are the true love of their life.

 

  When do you know when to stay in a troubled relationship ? I can't phrase it any better than my friend from Delaware when she said "when the other person is fighting as hard to save the relationship as you are". Wow Dana, truier words have never been spoken.

 

  The moral of the story is this: Anything in moderation is cool, and when things are going good, go with the flow and have fun. Don't let the "fun", however, cloud your judgement. Relize when the fun is over, and futher indulgence in food, wine, or relaionships may be harmeful to your health, be it emotional or physical.

 

  Now go get drunk, and go have sex with your cheating mate. Then stumble into your local IHOP, and eat like a fuckjng pig ....just kidding :)

 

  be safe,

  ferg