FW: budinskies and assholes

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  You meet the girl of your dreams, and for a short while, things are going great. The both of you are like two peas in the proverbial pod, and you just can't get enough of each other. She's the only thought on your mind 24 hours a day, and the only regret that you have, is there isn't 30 hrs in the day to spend with her. The best part is, she feels just like you do.

 

  Its smooth sailing for a bit, and then it happens. Your dream boat crashes onto the coral reefs of jealousy. Your sails get torn apart by the evil winds blowing out of the mouths of assholes. That's right my friend, your new found relationship has just been destroyed by the Budenskies and Assholes of the world. A horrible breed of people, whom for whatever reason, just can't be happy for two people whom care about each other.

 

  Let me tell you this, I wish these people would drop fucking dead. They are a miserable group of people indeed. Because of this, they will stop at nothing to make everyone around them miserable. Oh no, if they can't be happy, they will be damned if anyone can be. They just hate their lives sooo fucking bad, they must destroy happiness at all costs, whether its their business or not. Happiness to these fuckers, is like sunshine to a god damn vampire. Prolonged exposure to it, may fucking kill them.

 

  Most of these "vampires" are fucking miserable, because they can't keep their fucking pants on. They fuck everything with a dick or a pussy. If for some reason someone slips through their cross hairs, and pays them no attention, look out world. Especially if the cross hair dodger hooks up with someone they know. That really pisses them off.

 

  You see, these ass holes also think they are better, prettier, smarter, sexier...etc, so if they don't feel they have gotten their proper a due, you and your new found love are fucked.  Many of these vampires are not even close friends, but acquaintances and co-workers. A real friend would want someone they call a friend to have a wonderful and happy life. That's why they are your friends. Unlike a friend, however, if these fucking scumbag cock suckers see anyone they know in a happy relationship, they get all kinds of jealous.

 

  Instead of being delighted for that person, they take it like a personal insult that someone can be happy, without fucking everyone in the god damn planet. They then make it their personal goal, to destroy you and your new found happiness, even though its none of their god damn business. "How could you want them when I am so fucking hot" is their whiney little worthless battle cry. So then they spread rumors, and talk all kinds of shit amongst themselves. Blah blah blah fucking blah. Their mouths go none stop, 24 hours a fucking day.

 

  After hours, days and weeks of the relentless barrage of bullshit, Your new found love can no longer take it. She seems stressed out all the time, and she gets short with you. She doesn't want to see you all of the time. You know something is wrong, but you can't out your finger on it. Slowly, but steadily, your relationship is failing. If you only knew what the problem was, you would not want to only put a finger on it, but all five of them in a balled up fist, to someone's big fucking mouth. And then they are gone, and you are alone.

 

  The moral of the story is this. If you see things going bad in a new relationship for what appears to be no reason, rest assured, its these dog ass fucking people. The only way to save the situation before it spirals out of control, is to  stay as far away from these people as you can. If you notice any of these fuck bags getting into your business, confront them and let them know to butt the fuck out.

 

  Give your other half twice as much love as these dick smokers steal away. Let them know you love them without conditions. Move to another town, city, county, state, country, planet...but do whatever you must. Build good enough open communication skills in the beginning of you relationship, so that when these maggots start talking their shit, she/he will feel comfortable enough to talk to you about the things being said. Good luck, and be strong.

 

  Be safe,

 

  Ferg